Diary of a wimpy kid | A Novel in cartoonsLet me get something straight : this is a JOURNAL , not da diary. This was Moms 's idea. not mine. But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feeling" in here or whatever , she's crazy. The only reasons I agreed to do this at all is because I Figure later on when I'm Rich and famous , this book is gonna come in handy. But for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. today is the first day of school , so i figured I might as well write