Giddy the Porch Goose Statue - Metal, 21HIm Giddy: porch supervisor, seasonal icon, and the goose who makes sure every step feels like home. I dont flap around aimlessly; I never miss a holiday, and I bring a little whimsy (and a lot of attitude) to your front porch or garden. Long before I showed up looking this good, porch geese were already icons. Lawn geese waddled onto the scene in the 1980s across the Upper Ohio River Valley, with concrete versions popping up in Kentucky and spreading